NaPoWriMo Day #21

The prompt for Day #21 is here.  It’s the fortune-cookie fortune assignment.  Naturally I had to meld my current self with my inner junior-higher.  

 

“Oh, I am Fortune’s fool!”
 
 
If you go to bed earlier, you will enjoy more sleep.
(In bed)
 
 
If you work smarter, not harder, you will have a more successful life,
but you won’t because you do not know what smarter means.
(In bed)
 
 
You will receive an important phone call soon,
which you will miss because you screen all of your calls,
preferring only to text message.
(In bed)
 
 
You will soon find yourself in hell,
because your answering machine lies,
saying that you will call back soon;
you are a liar.
(In bed)
 
 
You will soon come into some money,
in the form of a tax refund,
but notice I did not say that it would be a large amount,
nor that it was not already as good as spent.
(In bed)

        
    
		

			

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